Worst. Day. Ever.

Okay, so....I'm going to start this post off by talking about bread. It seems tangential, but it's all going to come together.

1) I love bread. It is delicious. It goes with lots of things. It is inexpensive.

2) Humanity (well...many cultures, if perhaps not all of them) has survived on a largely bread-based diet for thousands of years.

3) Apparently, after 27 years of happy bread-consumption, now I'm allergic to wheat? What?

So that's new and horrifying.

Also new and horrifying:

My computer literally caught on fire. A fire in the hard drive. It was very, very upsetting.

Fortunately, however, I didn't have it hooked up to the Gazelle, which might have fried it. Granted, this is mostly because I'm still scared of the Gazelle, but you know...silver linings, right?